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10 likes gets you into the primal 24h trending list now!
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, just curious, do you sometimes still write Bitcoin stuff?
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runs on nostr
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so nice
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anyone still here?
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did i do anything to offend you buddy?
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gm
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starting in 5 mins!
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are you running the latest version? this should've been fixed
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looking into it!
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join our open community call for this months' nutty updates!
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Without Lightning, none of the Layer 2s make sense. Without it, every Layer 2 would be a useless silo and a centralization vector. Maybe Lightning was Bitcoin's Layer 3 all along.
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if you can update it within a couple days, it should be ok to temporarily shut down
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cloud hosting, having no way to ssh into your node's box, being away from home etc
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you’ve certainly been mislead by people who have no idea what they’re talking about
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CLN action priority list: - restart with —offline - if you can’t, turn off - if you can’t, pray
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If you can, restart with `--offline`. If you can't, I would turn it off instead of doing nothing.
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Thats still safer than not doing it 😂
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Restart your CLN node with `--offline` and keep an eye out for updates. Note that shutting it down for too long can expose you to force closure risk. Starting it with `--offline` will still observe the chain for malicious channel closures.
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added as comment!
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this too shall pass 🟥
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Restart your CLN node with `--offline` and keep an eye out for updates soon.
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🟥 URGENT: Critical vulnerability in Core Lightning Blockstream developers urge users to shut down CLN Lightning nodes right NOW! Please let everyone know!
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how am I supposed to send this shit out?
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are you a bip110 retard?
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nostr on the front page of Hacker News and of course it's funny
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as a non-routing node powering a cashu federation though....
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insane
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@nprofile...4nqj
can you use this for your brain?
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we're all bitcoin red team
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@nprofile...qwuj
has an npub omfg
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can you share a link?
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cashu .me is now fully integrated with the latest version of npub .cash – that means your lightning address now works across all mints settings -> Lightning address -> choose your mint thank you
@nprofile...umhn
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He didn't
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no
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bip110 micropenis found and blocked for excessively gay obsessiveness with my me and my posts
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nuts on the radio
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I mean Perl
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why humans should not code in c: we're finding memory-safety vulnerabilities in c projects that are prevented by default in many other languages. in the past, finding a simple buffer overflow wasn't enough. you'd need a highly skilled hacker to turn the vulnerability into a working end-to-end exploit. today, that's a single prompt.
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oh boy 😂
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gained a ton of new insights working in bitcoin red team 🟥 that i wish i could share without vague posting. but this is what i got anon. - we’re experiencing a massive collision between decades of human open source slop against 2 weeks of kimi k3 (not good) - everything is broken, bitcoin is burning - bitcoin is becoming stronger through this - bitcoin is the obvious first target but the rest of the world will follow shortly - sometimes old things need to burn so new things can grow on healthy...
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Everything is broken!
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never use a cold car ever again, how did you not get the message?
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mac + linux
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bip110 retard detected, opinion dismissed, added to mute list, have a nice day
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nobody gives even the tiniest fuck about what retarded bip110 shitcoiners have to say
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blocked for excessive retardation and bip110 brain damage
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at least I'm not a loser who fell for the most retarded scam in bitcoin's history
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wav and m4a!
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maybe your mom had too many drinks when you were still in her womb
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bip110 retard, max iq ~65, opinion dismissed
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bip110 retard loser, opinion dismissed
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handy.computer
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Say It — private, local text-to-speech for macOS Open models 100% on-device, speak text from any app with a hotkey, and even clone your own voice. Infinite voices. Free & open-source. Listen to the video 🔊
Download for macOS:
sayit.sh
This is my contribution to the war against paid apps that should be free. I hope you enjoy it! Leave a star on GitHub ⭐️ PRs are welcome!
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dickbutt.jpg | | 3 yrs later | | V luke dashjr becomes a shitcoiner
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it's finally over! the bip110 cancer is finally removed from bitcoin! what a massively inconsequential waste of time!
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fork off gg
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Turn off your BTCPay Server immediately if you can’t update right now.
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gm
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🚨🚨 URGENT: BTCPAYSERVER 🚨🚨 There is a critical vulnerability that is being actively exploited on BTCPay Server which can lead to loss of funds. Update your BTCPayServer to to 2.4.2 or turn off your BTCPayServer now.
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thank you opensats
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hi
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what day is it
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i keep thinking about all those who lost their life savings in the colcard disaster. it's so incredibly sad.
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help your bitcoiner friend with a coldcard today
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bitcoin is burning
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This is worse than any previous Bitcoin exchange hack. It is arguably one of the worst things that could happen. The popular hardware wallet COLDCARD has a faulty random number generator (RNG). Funds are being drained from ordinary users’ hardware wallets as you read this. Users first reported to Block less than 24 hours ago that funds were moving out of their wallets. The exploit was most likely discovered with the help of AI. Block has confirmed that the RNG is broken. You know what that mea...
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I love Granola Granola is a decentralized exchange layer on top of Cashu. It connects Cashu wallets across mints and coordinates atomic swaps over Nostr.
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free your model and your mind will follow
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Jul 30
speech to text: solved. great open source apps out there that run fully locally and achieve incredible results. text to speech: frustrating. couldn't find an app to generate audio offline with open source models. made me so angry that I'm going to release a new project today.
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